I Am What I Am

I’m pleased to meet you
Let me shake you by the hand
I’m at your service
Your wish is my command
You do the right thing
You’ve got a friend
I mean what I’m saying
I am what I am

I’m straight as an arrow
What you see is what you get
I tell it how it is
And I ain’t finished yet
I call a spade a spade
I call a gin a gin
I call a monkey a monkey
I am what I am

I never finished high school
It didn’t set me back
I got the greatest little place here
This side of the black stump
I call a dog a dog
You know what I mean
I call a monkey a monkey
I am what I am

I don’t pull my punches
I don’t beat around the bush
I never start a fight
But I don’t back off when I’m pushed
I call a spade a spade
I call a gin a gin
I call a monkey a monkey
I am what I am